Dear Neighbor Teenagers

Ringing our doorbell and running at 7pm is not funny.

Ringing our doorbell and running at 7:30pm is not funny.

Ringing our doorbell and running at 8:15 pm is not funny.

Ringing our doorbell and running at 8:35pm is not funny.

Ringing our doorbell and running at 9:00pm is not funny.

Ringing our doorbell and running at 9:15 pm is not funny.

Ringing our doorbell and running at 9:40pm and running through our front bushes and knocking over one of our bushes is enough to get your ass kicked.

Do this crap when the baby is here and you wake him up? That's more than enough to get your ass kicked.

Any questions?

I get home at 5:45-6pm each and every night. Most weekends I am home. Feel free to knock on the door (or even ring the doorbell) and hang out till I answer the door if you'd like to discuss.

Oh and for the record - you apparantly still suck at volleyball. Because the fact that you ring our doorbell no less than 5 times each weekend day asking for your ball back because its in our yard is testament to your lack of skills. Stop Playing. You suck at volleyball. And no, I am not going to just 'let you go into' our backyard. I dont' like you. AT all. And don't trust you to shut the gate behind your non-volleyball playin' asses.

(oh, and last weekend? When there was a giant sign in our front yard that said "Baby Moe's Shower" and there were approximately 25 cars in our area and balloons and you still knocked on our door for your volleyball? Get a clue).

Thank you.

Mrs. 13 Letter Last Name