Oh Oh Oh, I'm On Fire.............

Not becuase I am infiintely cool....

but because of this ever-lovin-piece-of-living-hell heartburn.

Not only does it feel like my stomach is about to explode, there is molten lava churning up from my stomach, through my throat.

My son is also taking this opportunity to completely stretch out, I am certain he is moving my ribcage about 2 inches out of its normal range and at the same time he seems to be stretching out to move any and all internal organs far away from where they should be.

I have found that walking from our bedroom to the office causes me to be 95% out of breath. Getting out of bed causes me to be struggling to catch my breath. I don't know if I can make it up the stairs without stopping at least once to try and suck in some extra oxygen.

And I have approximately 8 weeks and 5 days till my due date.

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Edited approximately 1.5 hours later
A) Heartburn - really you suck. Bad. Leave me alone. The only way I am slightly comfortable is to have about 6 pillows behing my back. But if I get up or shift slightly - HAH.
B) Neighbor children - it is now quarter till 9pm. Go play soccer somewhere else. Playing soccer in front of MY house pisses me off. Why does it piss me off? Because my dog can SEE you in front of MY house. And it pisses her off. Because she can't cuss at you - like I am - she barks. A lot. Because we have a glass front door and she likes to sit right there. She can see the stairs and keep an eye on us. But she can also watch you punks attempt to play soccer.